I have decided in my golden age to offer advice to those younger and in need of help. I have a stack of letters here and I thought now was as good a time as any to start replying.

“Dear Mr. Wembles-

I live in a pretty nice cage, with a pretty great group of fellows. We all seem to get along and have many of the same values. Its just that one of these guys insists on peeing on the half shelf where we eat. I have to admit, while I let it rip most other places, this is starting to annoy me. How can I approach this and avoid a powergrooming?

Signed,
Fed up with the pissy eatery”

Hmmm, interesting issue here. I thought this one through quite carefully. I had a brother that would let it rip wherever, part of his charm in my opinion, but I digress.

“Dear Fed Up

Might I suggest you spend some time watching that area while lounging in a hammie? Seems to me that whomever is pissing the place up knows it annoys you. Despite wanting to avoid a powergrooming, this is what us rats have to live with. You need to talk it out, stop being a sissy

Mr. Wembles”

Hopefully my advice will be heeded and things turn out better for this concerned rat.